Bored by the monotony of his daily routine and disillusioned by
society's social degradation, Paton Stipps is another lost soul amongst
London's faceless workforce. Another day means another fresh round of
frustrations until Paton is semi-wittingly thrust into the world of
celebrity where a series of fanatical and fantastical encounters set him
on a path that will change everything. Throw in Coastal Love, the
hottest new boyband on the scene, and the recipe turns to murder. Your
complete guide to the methodical and sequential extraction of the
phenomenon we've all come not to understand...Boybands.