Beloved and bestselling Cape Breton author Lesley Crewe's novels are
now available in bright and bold, smaller-format editions.
Linda, Bette, Gemma, and Augusta are four lifelong friends who live in
Montreal. This year they're all going to turn fifty, so they decide to
take a trip to New York together (courtesy of Linda's philandering
husband's Visa Platinum). But at the LaGuardia airport washroom, Bette
accidentally switches bags with a young mother who's actually smuggling
diamonds for the mob, and things start going terribly wrong. When they
kill an aggressive cab driver with pepper spray, the four friends know
this is not going to be the trip of shopping and Broadway shows they'd
expected.
A series of miscommunications and mishaps entangles the friends even
further into the criminal underworld of New York. But out of all the bad
luck (Linda's husband is staying at the same hotel as the friends, with
his new girlfriend) and bad people (mobsters, drug addicts, and Linda's
husband) emerge four fifty-year-old avengers of truth and justice. In
the style of Crewe's Shoot Me, Hit and Mrs. is a wildly entertaining
comedic romp.