Grandpa Steiner offends everyone. He doesn't mean to. It just happens.
During his youth, his attitudes were commonplace and perfectly
acceptable. As the conventions of society change around him, and more
and more of his opinions become derided as obsolete, Grandpa Steiner
decides to start a blog, to vent his frustrations upon the Internet.
Little does Grandpa Steiner know, when a race of space aliens secretly
decide to obliterate mankind, they regard his blog as the only redeeming
quality of humanity. Grandpa Steiner inadvertently causes the aliens to
reconsider, thereby sparing the world from annihilation. But when his
popular essays cause a media backlash and his family convinces Grandpa
Steiner to stop his politically incorrect rants, will the prevailing
"culture of damn sissies" spell doom for the Earth?