A wickedly funny, full-color, illustrated sendup of the trendy
lifestyle publication GOOP.
What is Glop?
Glop is a business and a website. But Glop is also a feeling. It's
about picking the right expensive organic eye cream that will make you
fit seamlessly into the top tiers of high society and sits next to Bono
at a 42-course seitan tasting dinner held in a sex dungeon deep beneath
the North Pole. Glop is about being conscious to the tiny details of
our lives--what to eat, where to buy your cashmere yoga pants, which
juice cleanse will remove the most mercury toxins from both your body
and your cashmere yoga pants. Glop is about you.
In this scathingly humorous parody, Gabrielle Moss skewers the vanity,
elitism, and silliness of the lifestyle website everyone loves to hate.
Here are favorite recipes, detoxes, activities, cleanses, beauty tips,
juice cleanses, vacation destinations, and a selection of hand creams
that will open your third eye--plus lots of celebrity namedropping and
more.
Glop includes everything from the silly to sublime--make-at-home stem
cell moisturizing repair masques, weekend colonics, restorative yoga
poses (for when Sting is mad at you about that thing you did), and even
the freshest bones for your bone broth. Here, too, are G's essential
tips on parenthood, relationships, work and finances, entertaining, food
(well, maybe not food), spirituality, beauty, fashion, home, gifts,
kids, and more. Nothing in Glop is sacred--except for a few Indian
cows you can't afford.
