The long-awaited follow-up to Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills's smash hit Ghost
Hunters Adventure Club and the Secret of the Grande Chateau.
Hey kid, do you wanna get rich?
I'm talking real rich, real quick. It's easy, and to do it, all the info
you need is contained within this book. Keep reading.
Listen, my name is Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills. I'm the author of this book as
well as many other better books that you may not have heard of. But this
one is fine, I suppose--especially if you want to one day own a yacht.
This is a story about three idiot wannabe detectives: J.J. and Valentine
Watts and their new friend Trudi de la Rosa. Again, they're idiots, but
in a fun way where they go on adventures and occasionally use swear
words. In this book, they're riding a train on official Ghost Hunters
Adventure Club business when an old friend from the past shows up to
ruin everything. It's up to our three young adventurers to solve the
mystery of the Express Train to Nowhere before they're locked away
forever for a crime they didn't even commit.
There's action, there's humor, there's suspense, but most importantly
there is a detailed set of instructions hidden within these pages that
will help both you and me get rich beyond our wildest dreams.
Just buy the book and start reading. You'll learn everything about the
Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and my personal get-rich-quick Yacht Plan
soon.