When America's cows go on strike, a gang of interstellar cheeses land
on Earth
The nation's cattle have gotten too smart for their own good. Tired of
letting humans steal their milk, American cows have gone on strike. This
is great news for every kid who hates drinking his milk, but trouble for
anybody who likes cheese. Funny Boy--a joke-telling superhero who was
sent to Earth from the planet Crouton--is mourning the cheese shortage
when five giant cheeses fall on Wisconsin, squashing an unlucky farmer
named George Gouda. That alone would be weird enough, but the cheeses
also talk. The cheeses are aliens from the faraway planet Chattanooga,
and they have come to stop the cheese shortage. The country's woe is
ended, but something about the aliens' story stinks worse than month-old
Muenster. It will take Funny Boy and his galactic sense of humor to
curdle these curds before America starts to spoil.
Funny Boy Takes on the Chit-Chatting Cheeses from Chattanooga is the
3rd book in Funny Boy, but you may enjoy reading the series in any
order.