Based on the BILLION-times-downloaded game! The FRUIT NINJAS have
mastered the art of Juice Jitsu (no, really!) which unlocks hidden
powers through the slicing of fruit (seriously) so they can protect
their neighbors from time-traveling super-villains! (still with us?)
PLUS: An ANCIENT FRUIT NINJAS tale from a thousand years ago, featuring
a PIG and a PEACH!
PLUS PLUS: A JETPACK JOYRIDE tale featuring a dude with a jetpack
battling flying hippos with buttercream-based weaponry! HOW did we fit
ALL this ridiculously amazingly dumb stuff into ONE volume? PAY MONEY TO
FIND OUT!