The Follow-Up to Witch Way to the Mall and Strip Mauled from the
Creator of the Chicks in Chainmail Series. Here Come the Vampires to Put
the Bite on Suburbia.
Having inflicted the smug homes of suburbia with witches and werewolves.
Esther Friesner now unleashes the undead to tap a vein of blood and
humor, and drain the suburbs dry of both.
Vampires and the suburbs are a match made in heaven, or maybe Levittown.
Remember Dracula? He didn't run into any real problems until he took his
act on the road and traveled to the Big City. But in the suburbs,
everyone is polite and respectful of their neighbors' right to privacy.
And if your neighbors happen to have kids selling gift-wrap, magazine
subscriptions, cookies, or other school fundraising ploys, and little
Emily or Jason happen to come peddling their wares after sundown . . .
Who says you have to stay in the city if you want good take-out meals
delivered right to your door? There's no one quite like a vampire for
saying, "All of you kids get off of my lawn!" and putting some teeth
into it.
The stories in these pages--by Sarah A. Hoyt, K.D. Wentworth, Dave Freer
and more, including Esther Friesner herself--will convince the reader
that vampires and suburbs go together like wine and cheese, gin and
tonic, desperation and housewives, marriage and pre-nups. Enter freely
and of your own will . . .
