From the author of the national bestseller F in Exams comes a brand
new compendium of hilarious and inventive wrong test answers and
homework hiccups. Featuring gems from elementary school (two halves make
a whale), middle grades (Q: What does germinate mean? A: To become a
German citizen), and high school (Q: Fossil fuels are usually associated
with which major type of rock? A: Classic rock), these 250 examples of
creative invention are sure to charm anyone who has had to bluff or
blunder their way through a test.