Eat Shit Stamp Kit: The Stamp for Assholes EverywherePaperback, 5 September 2023

Have you recently failed a term paper, received a donation request from your rich-as-hell alma mater or found an office "friendly reminder" to be more like a passive-aggressive threat to your sanity? Does your roommate often leave you a drop of milk in the refrigerator or a single square of toilet paper on the roll? For all the assholes out there that do you wrong, let them chew on this- a self-inking stamp kit that imprints "Eat Shit" across any piece of paper, and includes the "Eat Shit" booklet filled with advice on how and where to strike your frustrations. When your middle finger and death stare go unseen and your profanity unheard, stamp your statement in ink to deliver your message