Hello, sweetie!
Melody Pond, Melody Malone, River Song She has had many names. Whoever
she really is, this archaeologist and time traveller has had more
adventures (and got into more trouble) than most people in the universe.
And she s written a lot of it down. Well, when you re married to a Time
Lord (or possibly not), you have to keep track of what you did and when.
Especially as it may not actually have happened to both of you yet.
These are just a few of River Song s exploits, extracted from her
journals. Sometimes, she is with the Doctor. Sometimes she s on her own.
But wherever and whenever she may be, she is never far from danger and
excitement.
This is just a tiny portion of her impossible life. But it will reveal
more than you ve ever known about the legend that is River Song.
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