Teri and Phil had never needed their own personal god. But when Phil is
passed up for a promotion--again--it's time to take matters into their
own hands. And look online.
Choosing a god isn't as simple as you would think. There are too many
choices; and they often have very hefty prices for their eternal
devotion: blood, money, sacrifices, and vows of chastity. But then they
find Luka, raccoon god of prosperity. All he wants is a small cut of
their good fortune. Oh--and to crash on their couch for a few days.
Divine Misfortune is a story of gods and mortals--in worship, in love,
and at parties.