It's homicide on the funny side as freelance writer and long-time Ben
& Jerry's addict Jaine Austen battles crime (and cellulite) on the mean
streets of Beverly Hills!
Freelance writer Jaine Austen's life is suddenly full of romance. For
one thing, she's reconnected with her ex--though her cat, Prozac, isn't
happy about it. And Jaine's also got a new ghostwriting gig, working on
a steamy novel called Fifty Shades of Turquoise...
Daisy Kincaid is in her sixties and heiress to a fortune. Now she wants
to make a name for herself as a romance author...with a little help from
Jaine, that is. As Jaine labors away on love scenes, she gets to know
the wealthy woman's gentleman friend, her household staff, and her
social circle--every one of whom is horrified when Daisy falls under the
spell of a much younger stud named Tommy, a rude, crude lothario who's
made himself a fixture in Daisy's Bel Air mansion.
After Tommy and Daisy shock everyone by announcing their engagement, it
doesn't take long for someone to stab him in the neck--with the solid
gold Swiss Army knife that Daisy gave him as a gift. But to narrow down
the list of suspects, Jaine will have to put a bookmark in that love
story--and focus all her creative talent into untangling a tale of money
and murder...