Despicable Me meets Diary of a Wimpy Kid in this hilarious
illustrated middle grade adventure that follows a hapless
warlock-in-training as he struggles to live up to his great and terrible
destiny.
Meet Wick. He's the son of the Dark Lord, heir to the throne of black
and broken glass, and next in line to be the leader of the Grim World.
Too bad he's stuck in Remedial Spell Casting (he can barely even cast
the fart-revealer spell), he's allergic to fire and brimstone, and the
bullies at school insist on calling him Dork Lord.
Full of humor, hijinks, and lively illustrations, Confessions of a Dork
Lord follows Wick through the pages of his journal as he comes up with
a genius plan to defeat his foes, achieve greatness . . . and survive
Middle Ages School.
I loved every page, and your kid will too! --Melissa de la Cruz,
bestselling author of the Descendants series
It's not easy being bad. But this book will give you a head start.
--Pseudonymous Bosch, bestselling author of the Secret series
Hilarious! Not to be missed! --Eoin Colfer, bestselling author of the
Artemis Fowl series