Meet Shrewd Simon Short who sewed shoes; his sister Susie who sewed
shirts; and Esau Wood who sawed wood (of course). A whole crowd of
cheerful characters to tangle and twist your tongues and make you muddle
and splutter (or spuddle and mutter). Here's a host of famous and less
famous rhymes and phrases to frustrate and fascinate anyone from eight
to eighty who can enunciate anything. Is that all clear and
straightforward? It shouldn't be - so try again and test your tongue and
your patience.