Why did the chicken cross the street fighter? To see if he could
pullet off! For 24-year-old Johnny Mo, life is going pretty smooth.
Great job at the PaperClip Factory -- check. Smoking hot girlfriend --
check. Able to defeat every giant, mutant chicken in town in a "cool
points" contest -- check...wait, what?!! That's right, folks! Giant,
popped-collared, necktie-wearing mutant chickens, led by the
mysterious Clucky, rule the streets of his hometown. So when Johnny
finds out his lady love is pregnant, he does what any good father with
the power to summon giant kitchen utensil-weapons would do: BEAT THE
LIVING CRAP OUT OF SOME CHICKENS! But is our hero truly cool enough to
defeat every chicken in town, or is it all just some kind of fluke?