In David Sedaris's world no one is safe and no cow is sacred. A manic
cross between Mark Leyner, Fran Liebowitz, and the National Enquirer,
Sedaris's collection of stories and essays is a rollicking tour through
the national Zeitgeist: a do-it-yourself suburban dad saves money by
performing home surgery; a man who is loved too much flees the
heavyweight champion of the world; a bitter Santa abuses the elves; a
teenage suicide tries to incite a lynch mob at her funeral.