Barney Panofsky--Canadian expat, wily lover of women, writer, television
producer, raconteur--is finally putting pen to paper so he can rebut the
charges about him made in his rival's autobiography. Whether it's
ranting about his bohemian misadventures during the 1950s in Paris, his
tumultuous three marriages, or his successful trashy TV company, Totally
Unnecessary Productions, he quickly proves that his memory may be
slipping, but his bile isn't. But when he's charged with the murder of
his own best friend--caught in bed with the second Mrs.
Panofsky--Barney's version of things might not be enough to keep him out
of trouble.