"I'm pregnant." Molly Gilmore had a good life before she uttered those
two stupid words. While preparing to graduate from culinary school and
building up the courage to make a move on her hot, sugar-cookie-smelling
pastry instructor Marco, she can't wait to finally have the GREAT life
she's always dreamed about, instead of just the good one she's been
living. Always known as the quiet ninja, she fully intends to stay
hidden in the shadows with her nut-job family, so they have no chance to
embarrass her around the man she's crushed on for two years.
Unfortunately, her family has other plans.
When they yank her straight out of her comfort zone, she finds herself
starring in the craziest train wreck she's ever witnessed. Molly
ultimately gets a more exciting life that doesn't revolve around school,
but she's pretty sure the man of her dreams won't be sticking around
long after her family gets ahold of him. There aren't too many guys who
can handle smelling like pee, having the whole world know how he
masturbates, and being forced to eat an entire bag of dicks.
Join the Chocolate Lovers and Chocoholics gang for one final story about
love, baked goods, making poor life choices, and remembering how
important family is--even if they drive you insane. Mostly because it's
illegal to kill them.