The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York
Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and
exclusive stories by Tucker Max.What do you do after you write a #1
bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you
rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane
amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another
bestselling book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of
bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish
First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then
proceeds to "some next-level shit." You already know how women react to
confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and
fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never
thought of asking: - What's it like to have sex with a midget? What
about two midgets? - What does it do to a man to watch a
nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex
with you before her twin sister does? - At what number of virgins does
deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job? - When a
girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body,
what is the appropriate reaction? The answers are inside, they are
absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:
His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.
