For fans of Grace Helbig and Alexa Chung comes a fresh, hilarious
guide to growing up your way from social media influencer and lifestyle
vlogger Arden Rose. Now in paperback with a brand-new chapter with tips
from Arden about how to travel in style!
In Almost Adulting--perfect for budding adults, failing adults, and
eaters of microwave mug brownies--Arden tells you how to survive your
future adulthood. Topics include:
- Making internet friends who are cool and not murderers
- Flirting with someone in a way to make them think you are cool and not
a murderer
- Being in an actual relationship where you talk about your feelings in
a healthy manner To the other person
- Eating enough protein
- Assembling a somewhat acceptable adult wardrobe when you have zero
dollars
- Going on adventures without starting to smell
- How sex is supposed to feel, but, like, actually though
By the end of the book--a mash-up of essays, lists, and
artwork--you'll have learned not only how to dress yourself, how to
travel alone, how to talk to strangers online, and how to date strangers
(in PERSON!), but also how to pass as a real, functioning, appropriately
socialized adult.