How many parents does it take to make a baby? In the case of Rosalind
Melrose Smithson it took four: one birth mother; one legal father; one
interfering neighbor; and one turkey baster filled with the defrosted
essence of an anonymous donor. Or not so anonymous, as it turned out.
For donor no. 116349, "6ft 1in, blue eyes, blond hair, BA (Oxon), action
man..." is the 9th Earl of Dilberne, who gave his seed back in 1979 as a
stripling of 22, and has now conceived a daughter--unknowingly--at the
riper age of 42. As they say, the truth will out. And what will our
Rozzie do when she finds out about her patrimony? All we know is that as
a true Millennial, she will not take it lying down.