It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single guinea pig in
possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
It is a truth personally acknowledged by Mrs. Bennet that all five of
her furry daughters--Jane, Elizabeth, Mary, Kitty, and Lydia--are in
need of husbands.
To her mother's grave disappointment, Elizabeth Bennet is headstrong and
won't take just anyone, especially not the haughty Mr. Darcy.*
Elizabeth blames the arrogant gentleman for steering Mr. Bingley, one of
the rare men in possession of a good fortune, away from her older sister
Jane. But when boy-crazy Kitty and Lydia fall in with the wrong crowd,
it is Darcy who saves the day--and the Bennet family honor--and wins
Elizabeth's tiny, rapidly beating rodent heart.
This delightful retelling of Pride and Prejudice is illustrated
throughout with full color photos of the finest guinea pig actors
working today. Costumers familiar with the elegant curves of the guinea
pig form have tailored lush period looks. And of course, it is the love
between guinea pigs that can best illustrate the depth of feeling
between Jane Austen's Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy.
*The guinea pig playing Darcy struggled with looking supercilious,
though rest assured, when carrots were removed from the elegant sets,
the actor was able to still his nose long enough to look down it, and
once he donned his summer-weight waistcoat, he made a fine and dashing
Darcy.
